nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

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dutchster:

i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you

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A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

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